lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

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its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

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  • Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

wailordead:

did dr. seuss even go to medical school

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